"It's so funny!" by Emanuele Spies from São Leopoldo, RS, Brasil
Today we take a walk on the lighter side of life and offer up some light-hearted quips about this journey we are all on.
In this day and age of hectic scurrying, stress, deadlines and calamitous news it is nice to take a break once in awhile and just have a good laugh.
So, without further ado, let the funny life quotes begin!
"I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades." - Demetri Martin.
"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?" - Charles Schulz.
"The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about." - Andy Borowitz.
"Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean that all parachutes are perfect" – Benny Hill.
"The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life." - George Carlin.
"The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest." - Rodney Dangerfield.
"I’d like to advance to the next spiritual plane, but I can’t find my boarding pass." - Melanie White.
"Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead of you." - Bill McGlashen.
"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure." - Murphy’s Law.
"I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book." - Groucho Marx.
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." - Mark Twain
"I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth.
"First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me." - Steve Martin.
"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience." - Greg King.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde.
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." - George Burns.
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party." - Ron White.
"It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions" - Author unknown.
"Nobody’s spouse ever complained that their partner had too much life insurance" - (ok, you got us, that one is ours).
We hope you enjoyed this article about funny life quotes.
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