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# Wednesday, 23 September 2015
Wednesday, 23 September 2015 20:51:59 (GMT Daylight Time, UTC+01:00) ( General Life | Humour )

"It's so funny!" by Emanuele Spies from São Leopoldo, RS, Brasil

Introduction

Today we take a walk on the lighter side of life and offer up some light-hearted quips about this journey we are all on.

In this day and age of hectic scurrying, stress, deadlines and calamitous news it is nice to take a break once in awhile and just have a good laugh.

So, without further ado, let the funny life quotes begin!

Humourous Quotes

"I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades." -  Demetri Martin.

"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?" -  Charles Schulz.

"The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about." -  Andy Borowitz.

"Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean that all parachutes are perfect" – Benny Hill.

"The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life." -  George Carlin.

"The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest." -  Rodney Dangerfield.

"I’d like to advance to the next spiritual plane, but I can’t find my boarding pass." - Melanie White.

"Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead of you." -  Bill McGlashen.

"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure." - Murphy’s Law.

"I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book." -  Groucho Marx.

"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." - Mark Twain

"I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. -  Alice Roosevelt Longworth.

"First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me." -  Steve Martin.

"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience." -  Greg King.

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -  Oscar Wilde.

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." -  George Burns.

"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party." - Ron White.

"It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions" - Author unknown.

"Nobody’s spouse ever complained that their partner had too much life insurance" - (ok, you got us, that one is ours).

Conclusion

We hope you enjoyed this article about funny life quotes.

Feel free to leave us a comment below. If you have a humourous life quote let us know, we just might add it to the article in a user inspired update!

And if you have any life insurance needs or just want to talk to us for some free life insurance advice please give us a call, as brokers we are here to help.
 

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